This whiskey is indeed the most exclusive of all, so exclusive, in fact, that it doesn’t even exist. Happy April Fools’ Day!

We hope you enjoyed a hearty laugh, and we regret to say our masseuse does not do house calls. But follow us on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram for more direct insight to WhistlePig.

Since you’re here, take a moment to familiarize yourself with WhistlePig, its characters, whiskeys, and raison d’etre. WhistlePig represents the world’s most decorated rye whiskeys, all ten years or older.

Our signature 10 Year is an audacious drink, having earned 96 points from Wine Enthusiast – their highest rating ever for a rye whiskey.

If you’re still craving something exclusive, try a bottle of our newly released Sauternes Old World Finish: the first American rye finished in Sauternes barrels right here on our Vermont farm, and recent winner of Double Gold at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition.

This is a work of fiction created entirely for your enjoyment. The events, characters, and products depicted in this film are fictitious, and any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual products, is purely coincidental. WhistlePig Rye Whiskey is a passionate supporter of local, organic farming, animal welfare, and the responsible consumption of alcohol.